He'll do anything to keep her from racing. Sour Bill: No, no, no, no, no, no! I swear I don't know! He literally locked up our memories and I cannot remember! Nobody can! But I do know this. Oh, they call you Sour Bill for a reason! Had enough yet? Sour Bill: Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk! Vanellope was a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code! Ralph: Tried to delete her code? So that's why she's a glitch! Why is he doing this to her?! Sour Bill: I don't know! Ralph: Suit yourself. Ralph: Oh yeah? Sour Bill: Ugh! It's like sandpaper! Ralph: Mmm, I wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center? Sour Bill: I'll take it to my grave! Ralph: Fair enough. Ralph: I'll lick you! Sour Bill: You wouldn't. If Vanellope was never meant to exist, then why is her picture on the side of the game console? Sour Bill: UhвЂ¦ Ralph: What's goin' on in this candy-coated heart of darkness? Sour Bill: Nothin'. Ralph: Hey, Cough Drop! Explain somethin' to me. Do we have a deal or not? Ralph: You better win. Vanellope: Aw, c'mon, pal! You son-of-a-gun! C'mon, buddy! Shake on it! C'mon, chumbo! Ralph, my man! M' main man! Hey. C'mon, what do you say, friend? Ralph: We are not friends. So here's what I'm thinkin': You help me get a new kart-a real kart-and I'll win the race and get you back your medal! Ralph: You want me to help you? Vanellope: All you gotta do is break somethin' for me. Vanellope: Look, you want that medal, right? And I wanna race. Hey, genius! That's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna- OhвЂ¦ Vanellope: Enjoy your little tantrum, Diaper-Baby? Ralph: Leave me alone. Vanellope: Hero's Doody? Ralph: It's not that kind of duty! Vanellope: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Doody! Ha ha ha! What'd you win the medal for, wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal! Ralph: Listen- Vanellope: One more, one more: why did the hero flush the toilet? Say 'Why?' Ralph: Why? Vanellope: Because it was his 'doody'! Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me toute-suite, sister! Vanellope: Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help ya! Vanellope: What a moron. I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty. Vanellope: I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin! I was gonna give it back to you as soon as I won the race! Ralph: It's not a coin! It's a medal! Vanellope: Coin, medal, whatever! Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one. Vanellope: What are you looking at? Ralph: You're welcome, ya rotten little thief. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be. Kano: You can't mess with the program, Ralph! Bison: You're not goin' Turbo, are you? Ralph: Turbo?! No, I'm not going Turbo! C'mon, guys! Is it 'Turbo' to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once in a while? Is it 'Turbo' to want more out of life? Zombie: Yes. Because if that kid likes me, how bad can I be?Дialogue Ralph: I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore. That's when I realize: I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. The kid's a natural, and the players love her, glitches and all, just like I knew they would. Because when they lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can watch Vanellope racing. The best part of my day, is when the Nicelanders throw me off the roof.I will never be good, and that's not bad. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, 'Ha!' and, 'No, there aren't.' For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. My passion levels very near the surface, I guess-not gonna lie. Uh, let's see, I'm 9 feet tall, I weigh 643 pounds, got a bit of a temper on me.

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